If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via pussym0neyweedbaby)
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
(via bootylady)
I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.
(via cybuggin)
i spend my nights laughing at things that no one else finds funny to the point that i cannot breathe
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
(via moppsi)
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
(Source: likeasolarfire, via cybuggin)
“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her.”
(Source: kbass2112, via little-honeybear)
